- normal people: popular in real life
- weird people: popular on tumblr
- me: unpopular in real life and tumblr
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
having a crush on someone is a lot of hard work you have to try and figure out what they like and try not to be too clingy and try not to walk into oncoming traffic if they don’t pay attention to you all the time
you’d think by now autocorrect would know i’m saying fucking and not ducking
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book